Jeremy Piven

Black Hawk Down - courtesy of Columbia Pictures (2001)

flyer.wav

Wolcott: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Cliff Elvis Wolcott, I'll be your pilot this afternoon. Federal regulations have designated this a non-smoking Black Hawk helicopter. For those of you enrolled in our Mogadishu frequent flyer program you'll be earning a hundred points this afternoon. And as always the air sickness bags are located in the seatback in front of you."




P.C.U. - courtesy of 20th Century Fox (1994)

Times.wav

Droz: "Times have changed in the past 30 years, To-mas. We no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun anymore."


Advice.wav

Droz:: Want some advice?
Tom Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Droz: Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman, so its pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
Tom: Uh, no.
Droz: Someone on your hall will...find them and make friends with them on the first day.


Pigman.wav

Droz: PIGMAN!!
Tom: What's he doing?
Droz: He's finishing his senior thesis. Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV!
Tom: That's his thesis?
Droz: Yes! That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in GameBoy if you know how to bullshit!



Rush Hour 2 - courtesy of New Line Cinema (2001)